I had a little sit down with soon to be father of the year candidate, Beavis “White Daddy” Starry, and we chatted about his ever growing and seemingly random tattoo collection. Hit the jump to check out his pieces and see what he had to say.

Lets start at the beginning. What’s the story about your first tattoo?

Well, I thought I should prolly get a tattoo so, I came home from work, and decided Nana should come with me. At this time you still couldnt get tattoos in SC so, we drove to Charlotte, and I got my last name on my chest.

How old were you?

I had either just turned 18, or it might have been a few months before. That could explain why Nana went. I don’t really remember.

Why is your name tatted across your chest?

I could ask you the same question. It just wouldnt make sense.

Touché. How many thats have you gotten since?

4 and a half.

Which one is half finished?

I guess they’re all kinda half finnished, and one maybe two are gonna get covered up.

Do you have plans for more?

Yessir. I might go get one tomorrow, but I dunno. I’ll prolly sleep too late, then be pissed and start drinkin’.

How much time do you spend thinking about a tattoo before getting it done?

It depends. Some times I’d know for months what I want, and some times I just went and got some dumb shit.

Who does your ink?

I wanna get Brent Kye to do this half sleeve ive been thinkin of. Really anyone but AP in “da Mo” and that one shop on main street in K-town, they’re shady and it smells like dead rabbits in there.

Which one hurt the worst, and  which one took the longest?

None of em really hurt. I kinda like the way they feel but, Buddy prolly took the longest, there’s a lot of detail to him.

Which is your favorite? Which is your least favorite? and why?

My favorite is Jap’s pocket watch insides. It’s prolly the best shit I’ve ever seen. My least favorite is my eagle (soon to be covered up). Dave Mirra’s tramp stamp is pretty bad too.

Wanna reveal any future plans?

My half sleeve is gonna be some shit for my Ma and Nana because, they’re obviously pretty rowdy. Then its gonna have some of those monsters Curcio draws on it. I also wanna get a huge piece on my ribs.

Have you ever thought of getting some hair tatted on that birdchest?

Na, you’ve got enough for the both of us. Plus it grows DX on em’.

I think that about raps it up. Any shout outs / plugs?

Yea, fuck the Joo. Lemme send a shout out to my dude Cletus, Luca Brazi, Buddy, Dirtdick, Chucko, Japanimation, check my baby mama, Rico, Rico’s brother, Nik P, the rest of the One Clik holdin’ it down still, lil’ Jimmy, Antwain, and Jesus. i’d plus MS, but thats what this is for right? Peep kissyourwhitedaddy.com. RIP DALE!